- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Boxing on Boxing Day

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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