- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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