French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Women's rights.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Santa isn't real

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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