How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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