How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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I was watching Fox news.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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