- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

no rasist joks

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

hi

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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