- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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