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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Albert your flies undone.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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