- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

LET

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

JUST KIDDING^

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Asian women drivers...

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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