- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Womens rights

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

im telling maguire

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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