knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

haha Otarts was here

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Knock, Knock Who's There

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Robin, get in the car, please.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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