"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Knock knock *open*

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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