- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

The GOV and the WHO?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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