A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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