- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

I was once a hamster.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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