- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

here's a joke... the american education society

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Justin with a hat.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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