someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Skrillex.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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