- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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