Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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You bumder!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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homosexual

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Politics

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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