- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Tim and Eric

Your mother just died.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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