- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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