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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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