- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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