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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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