- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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