Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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whos district champs not JM

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Hail Hitler

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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