What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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