- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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