- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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