- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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