- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

I named my son ps2 controller

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A women in the kitchen.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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