- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A fat guy!

Poop.

Can anyone Lenin money?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"