- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Robin, get in the car, please.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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