What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A French man gets into a fight

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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