So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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where is the world?

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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whats my name? Matt

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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