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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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