penis. nuff said.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

So these two girls have a cup .

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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