- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

penis. nuff said.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

So these two girls have a cup .

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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