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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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