Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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