- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

drew edminstin is a rat

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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