what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

I was once a hamster.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Who wants $300? Me too.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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