Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

what to call someone thats gay zak

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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