- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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