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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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