- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Blacks

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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