How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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