A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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I hate blackniggers

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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