- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Get on the boat.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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