- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

mikey is cute

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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