- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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