- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

poop nuff said

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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