- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A Serbian Film

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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