A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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The queen having a shit

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alert('The Game')

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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