What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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