What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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