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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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