A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

how much fish could a chicken

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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