- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

haha Otarts was here

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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