- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Take wrong turns

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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