What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Robin, get in the batmobile

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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