- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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