Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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