- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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