- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Your Mom

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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