- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A Serbian Film

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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