- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

I had a submarine.... once

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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