there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

lets bomb africa

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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