Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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