What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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