A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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