- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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