What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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