- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Men

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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