- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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