What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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