Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Penis

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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