- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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