- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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