- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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