What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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