- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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