- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A midget walked under a bar.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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