How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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