- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

can you touch your toes? no

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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