Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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- Helen Keller

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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HOLY COW!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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