- Anti Joke

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.