Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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