- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Bob Saget that is all

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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