A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

thumb_up thumb_down +1

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops