What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What? Huh?

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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