- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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