Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

An Aisian failed a test

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

robin, get in the car.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Patriarchy.

Netflix and chill

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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