wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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