Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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