My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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darude- sandstorm

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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womans rights...

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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