What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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HEY!

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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No!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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diarrhea.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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