- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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