Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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I like the color potato.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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