- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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