PIED NINNY!

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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