- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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