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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

I'm so full I could stop eating.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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