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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't february march Because april may

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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