Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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