- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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