hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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eden stop

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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kill yourself

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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John Cena for president

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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