- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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