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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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