Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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WNBA

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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