What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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