- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Fart

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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